What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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roy g biv

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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women's rights

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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