A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

The truth is he loves her!!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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