Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

mitchell palmer sucks

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

hashtags suck balls

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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