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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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