Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Poop

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Anti Joke

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