- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock knock. Who's there?

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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