what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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