- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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