- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Bob Saget that is all

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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hi

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Amazing

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Ham sandwich

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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whats 7+4? 74

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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