Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

I'm so punny.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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