Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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