- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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