What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

My Butthole.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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