Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

robin, get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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