roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Skrillex.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

I woke up today

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Nah

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...