How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Knock knock.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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