- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Women's rights

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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