A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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