- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Who wants $300? Me too.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What's city is in New York New York City

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??