- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

I woke up today

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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