- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

I'm Batman.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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