what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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