- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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