- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Win industrial estate, Newry

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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