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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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