The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Face...tastes like chicken!

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Bob Saget

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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