A train poops its pants.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

why do mexicans get made fun of

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do black people eat? Food.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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