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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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