Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Jersey Shore.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Tilt your screen back .

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

there once was a black man who played basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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