Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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