Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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