- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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