- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drew edminstin is a rat

cory

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

You know what's natural? Bears.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Penis

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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