A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Nero, sure you are okay?

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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