what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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