How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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can you touch your toes? no

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Anti Joke

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