Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Know what's funny? Jokes.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Honk if you're Amish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

DEATH.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

no.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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