- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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