- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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