What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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