What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

A French man gets into a fight

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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