5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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