- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

I think everybody should have a penis.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Women can vote? WTF

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