A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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- Helen Keller

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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