- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Where's my tractor?

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Charlie Sheen is winning

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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