- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

guy walks into a bar, ouch

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

you dint have to be a jew matt

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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