- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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