- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What comes after 23? 24.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

You wanna see something really scary?

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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