- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Emily Walker.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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