- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.