- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why is the ground wet It rained

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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