Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Caolan and Eamon

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A French man gets into a fight

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the fish say after he

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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