What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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