- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Guess what? Bananas

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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