- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

what's the difference between a duck?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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