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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Where are you going Your house

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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