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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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