- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

woman's rights

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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