What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Jack Stevens

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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How high is the sky? True or False

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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