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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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