Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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