A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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