What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

How come anti jokes r funny

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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