The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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