- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why are black people so fast? because there black

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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