- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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