- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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