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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

what's white and sticky semen

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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