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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

WNBA

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

You all have Aids

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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