Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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