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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

You had better thumbs up this post.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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