I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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