- Anti Joke

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Lets Go Lakers!

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Anti Joke

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MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **