Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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