- Anti Joke

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

I'd like to make a withdraw

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm