What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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