- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

this website even though its hilarious.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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