- Anti Joke

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

you suck

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

What's city is in New York New York City

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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