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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Rebecca Black's career.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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