your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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