What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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