What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Dumbledore dies.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Canadians

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A storm be brewin!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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White men's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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