- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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