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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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