- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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