- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

This isn't funny.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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