"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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