- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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