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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

did you stub your toe?

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

hola said the chinese man

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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